Let me set the stage for you. Here I am watching the rain outside, scrubbing in my mom’s “when she was Pregnant” PJs (giving me birth 26 years ago had their perks, no?), eating all her heart-shaped Valentine’s Day chocolates (thanks dad!), thinking about all of my very own stupid, crazy like stories. Because, 100% if it was love, it wouldn’t be a story. It would be a fairy tale.
She said while rolling her eyes…? Sometimes I get really scared my humor doesn’t translate via text so I’m now overcompensating you see. Translation: I have done my fair share of WTF-moments and I still believe in love (on most good days) but again I still live in my sweet 16 dream world where Leonardo Dicaprio is my BF. You see, I believe in smart, powerful, beautifully handsome, talented men. And I gladly did the research for you via Instagram because Instagram proves everything exists…even unicorns.
You are so very welcome. This is real life. Nobody is that good at photoshop. Any of these guys can call me any day of the week, any time, and discuss hair products. Like seriously, how do you get all that shine and frizz control in a bun?
Hello there, you have my attention, even though you don’t believe in Kindles. Look ebooks are an acceptable modern form of reading but besides the point. Is there anything sexier? I will be very sure to ship all of you a copy of my book whenever that happens. #LifeGoals #MyPleasure
Aka Forever Chuck Bass. I can give you all of the Xs and Os you need. Enough said. Drops Mic. Walks Away.
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