Ever have one of those days where you drink every flavor your Keurig can make – sugar, creamer and all – and 20 minutes later you’re still left thinking either my coffee is definitely broken or I’m slowly dying. And if I’m dying, then I hate myself for wasting 5.hours.on.Sunday watching the Super Bowl.

If you missed it, there was only one real minute that was full of action – the last one. I can’t even, the memory alone is too hard to relive. Also there was some hilarious shark action during Missy Elliot’s halftime performance, er, I mean Katy Perry who flew around the stadium in Mario Kart’s Rainbow Road Shooting Star. Which hold, why hasn’t this meme been made yet? Ca mon talented Internet world! But the biggest buzz kill of all, our beloved Super Bowl commercials. W.T.F. brands of the world. Way to get mega emotional on us and turn the clock back to 1900s. Hello 2:00 minute ads. We didn’t miss you. DIVO.

LAUGH // Such a toss up between Chelsea Handler’s commercial for T-Mobile and Mindy Kaling’s commercial with Nationwide! How can you pick between an empty trophy room v naked in Central Park…Both made me LOL with major funny points

EXPERIENCE // This is one of the best PR stunts I’ve ever seen. By now, you’ve probably already seen the actual ad by Bud Light where they select a fan to play a life size game of Pac Man – which love! – but take a look at the behind the scenes for all the PR-y elements that built this ad. Ca mon, don’t lie you know we are all slightly jealous of this guy AND possibly the creative genius who thought of this and vision-based lights #UpForWhatever #IWorkinTechandAppreciateit

TRAVEL // Doritos tells you how it is: this why we hate Southwest airlines. Because their first come first serve boarding is crap and I’m always without fail end up in Group C, 65.  However, no joke, I would still sit next to this hunk – clipping his toenails, no chips and all.

TELL A STORY LIKE A GIRL // And everything else in between just like an awesome 12 year old ambitious freaking girl. Leave it to none other but a tampon and pads brand, Always, to tell a moving story that builds confidence and changes the way you look at life.

MAKE IT HAPPY // Imagine the world a lot more happier. Reality is, this world we live in people feel like they can say anything #nofilter and people need to listen to it. Enter social media. We have all, at one point or another, faced an Internet troll who doesn’t necessarily agree with you. Next time, spill some coca-cola on your router and let the soda take care of it.

Now a moment of silence for football pants until next season #tightends.

And also take a moment to say goodbye to the OLD-BATP! If you haven’t heard WE ARE RELAUNCHING in t-minus 5 days!!! Follow me on social media for exclusive sneak peaks all week xox

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