App You Crazy?

So again I went over on data. This family plan is really not working for our family.BUTTT to be completely fair, my iPhone has been mad glitching like a crazy human. All my apps have decided to reinstall themselves and update, over and over again, eating my data and battery. The Genius Bar in LA got a good preview of my frustration (#sorrrrayy but seriously AT&T beware of a raging call coming your way…)

The solution involved one too many hours in the app store with the only silver lining behind the annoyingness is the great list of apps I came across that I can’t believe people actually pay for….

• Starting with my favorite: Cry Translator which helps analyze and diagnose why your baby is crying and then provides helpful solutions. Like maybe she’s sleepy or hungry. For $5 all my future boyfriends can potentially save a lot of drama #bigbaby
• ShareYourMeal is exactly what it sounds like. Exchanging leftovers… with strangers. I get it’s Thanksgiving and all and Americans especially love eating regardless of the holiday, and technically still mobile app in development, but no matter what – mark my words – I’m not eating anything a stranger has made. Let’s go back to elementary when we learned STRANGER DANGER!
• Poop The World. If you ever wanted to express yourself with poo or track your poop location history, you’re welcome. If any of my friends share their poop with me, I will de-friend you for life.
• DFuze aka bomb hunting to see if your neighbors are building weapons and such. Sure it will save lives and the mobile app is really tailored for government entities (I think, fact check laziness) but I MEAN for real what am I supposed to do? Go knock on my neighbor’s door and be like, hey can you not build that chemical thingy that explodes?

And you already know my frustration about the Kardashian gaming app…

I sincerely hope nobody becomes a victim of this… unlike my sister…

APPsurdity,

Share Away Darling