The Internet learned a very important lesson this week. When you’re living a different, happy, more fulfilling life… it shows. Possible side effects include less fat on your eyelids (aren’t we all trying to lose weight, every bit counts girl) and your jawline more plumper because, let’s face it, if you aren’t a man there is no need for definition. Case and point: Renee Zellweger. I’m not quite sure what my stance is on plastic surgery but I’m quite certain I know my stance on comparing someone to their #tbt 10 years ago (insert very specific emoji: monkey with hands over eyes. Sidebar, totally my new fave)
I am cringing inside. BUT it’s all in the name of research. Sure, I look completely unrecognizeable and a lot happier today than I was 10 years ago – can’t you tell?
Photo A) Complete Moron who obvi thinks she’s a model. Whos is this girl?
Photo B) Classy Lady who takes photos at work… but BESIDES THAT.
Completely unrecognizable. Look at that hair. And see, plumpness. The strongest reason for my happiness: A world with Thursday nights full of Sweet Dixies. So there you go, it is possible to look completely different when time takes its toll. Can we all just be on Renee’s side? Supporting happiness doesn’t seem too bad. So I guess CNN said it best: the real headline is “Public dissatisfied about Renee Zellweger’s happiness.”
Stay recognizable… aka don’t be too happy y’all.. It’s what the world wants.
Or do you what you want and screw the rest,