Last night, X-Factor was more painful to watch than ever…
At first I was all like this is adorable #Simonsucks, and then I was like um, guy, you ruined her moment on stage, selfish jerk like all men and then I was like screw them both. It always ends in my mind with, screw them both, even if I like you remotely. Sorry you have to be friends with me.
And then this pedophilic creepy thing happened…
Love struck sick much? Literally, I see this dude ten years from now as mega stalker status. What’s with the panting? I really hope Kelly gets the young boys group and has to deal with him on a daily. It would make me happier of a human being.
Thank you FOX network for reminding me that not only am I truly talent less but I will also never find love.
You better ask me to dance,
PS: this was the best moment on last night’s show, one of those up your spine chills kinda moment. I literally watched it 4 times. Team-Shaky-Hands-Oh-So-Cute-Olstad for the Win!!