Happy St. Patty’s Day leprechaun lovers and four-leaf clover huggers! This Sunday, don’t forget to do these 5 St. Pat’s Recommended Should-Do’s to take the full maximum potential of your annual
excuse to endlessly day drink holiday:
1. Outside of the obvious to wear green… wear green! And for you rebels who do not partake in silly holidays but secretly want to but can’t because of your image issues, for you I have: green panties. Subliminal party (in your pants).
3. The one day of the year it’s ok to use and abuse your green heart and four leaf clover emojis! (Pre-apology to all my friends, fam and BATPers for this annoying text… alll day…)
4. Try all Irish beer – it’s only fitting.
5. LASTLY, and most importantly, don’t forget to wish my super cool sissy and Irish twin Happy Bday! For today, she turns, eh, ok won’t put you on blast because that’s technically like putting myself on blast. LOVE YOU and Happy Birthday!!!